One Liners...
and Tags...
Q: What's the difference between ooh and aah?
A: About three inches
Proverb: man with an erection walking through door sideways... is going to bangkok!
Q: Why did the mexican throw his wife off a cliff...
A: Because he wanted TEQUILA!!! :-)
TAG: A fool and her legs are soon parted !
TAG: Man cannot live by bed alone !
TAG: The mark of a good lover is usually lipstick!
TAG: Men and Women go to nudist camps to air their differences !
TAG: A woman is like a piano - if she's not upright, she's grand !!!
TAG: Everyone is the same height lying down !!! ;-)
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