Science is for Kids!

 Children's Science Exam answers. These are real answers given by children:
 
 Q: Name the four seasons
  A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
 
 Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
  A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
 like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
 
 Q: How is dew formed
  A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
 
 Q: How can you delay milk turning sour
  A: Keep it in the cow
 
 Q: What causes the tides in the oceans
  A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to
 flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon and nature
 hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
 
 Q: What are steroids
  A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
 
 Q: What happens to your body as you age
  A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
 
 Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
  A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
 
 Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
  A: Premature death
 
 Q: What is artificial insemination
  A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
 
 Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g. abdomen)
  A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the
 abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the
 heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,
 O and U.
 
 Q: What is the fibula
  A: A small lie
 
 Q: What does "varicose" mean
  A: Nearby
 
 Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
  A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
 
 Q: What does the word "benign" mean
  A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight