
Sugar and Spice and ALL things nice...?
The Creation of a pussy...
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slice
Second was a carpenter, strong and
bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall
and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short
and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a
fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a
preacher, whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it, and said it
could pee,
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and f**ked it,
and called it a c*nt.
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