Aren't men strange...?

REASONS IT’S GREAT TO BE A BLOKE !

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A 5 week holiday requires only one suitcase.
4. You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives.
5. Your pub toilet queues are non-existent.
6. Friends don’t give a crap whether you’ve lost or gained weight.
7. Dry cleaners and haircutters don’t rob you blind.
8. When clicking through the channels, you don’t have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
9. All your orgasms are real.
10. You don’t have to lug a handbag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
11. You can go to the bathroom on your own.
12. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
13. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
14. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
15. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
16. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
17. You don’t have to shave your armpits.
18. None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry.
19. You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
20. If you’re 34 and single, nobody even notices.
21. You can write your name in the snow.
22. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
23. Chocolate is just another snack.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat after having a beer.
25. Flowers fix everything.
26. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
27. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
28. You can eat a banana in public places.
29. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
30. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
31. You can quietly watch a cricket match with you mate for hours without ever thinking He must be mad at me.
32. The world is your urinal.
33. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
34. One mood, all the month, despite lunar cycles.
35. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you’re wearing.
36. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
37. You don’t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
38. The remote control is yours and yours alone.
39. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
40. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
41. You needn’t pretend you’re Freshening up to go to the bathroom.
42. Someday you’ll be a dirty old man.