Loopy Lyrics...

The following absolutely superb rendition of 'Like a Surgeon' was released by Weird Al Yankovic back in 1985
just a few short months after the great lady had a number 3 hit in the UK with the original 'Like a Virgin'.

Must be sung to the tune of Like a Virgin!

I finally made it through Med School,
Somehow I made it through...
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two,
I was last in my class, barely passed at the institute...
Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah I'm trying to avoid,
A malpractice suit...

Hey; like a surgeon, cutting for the very first time,
Like a Surgeon... Organ Transplants are my line...

Better give me all your gauze nurse; this patient's fading fast...
Complications have set in; don't know how long he'll last...
Let me see, that I.V.; here we go, time to operate,
I'll pull his insides out, Pull his in-sides out........
And see what he ate!

Lke a surgeon, Hey; cutting for the very first time,
Like a Surgeon... here's a waiver for you to sign.

woo oh oh woo oh!
Woo oh oh woo oh.
Woo oh oh oh oh!

It's a fact, I'm a quack, the disgrace of the A&E,
'cause my patients die, yeah my patients die - before they can pay!

Lke a surgeon, Hey; cutting for the very first time,
Like a Surgeon... Got your kidneys on my mind.

Lke a surgeon, Oh oh oh oh... Like a Surgeon...
When I reach inside; for my scapel and my forseps, and retractors...

Oh, oh, oh oh oh! Owwww... oh oh oh oh oh!
Oh Baby, Yeah! I can feel your heart beat - for the very last time!